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Three hats. Infinite regret. (Just kidding, they're actually great.)
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The Original
Where it all started. The hat that launched a thousand confused looks.
$49.99
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The Ironic Classic
Self-awareness sold separately. Hat included.
$49.99
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The Conversation Killer
Guaranteed to derail any small talk. For better or worse.
$49.99